A Very Potter Musical & Sequel

Pie: Haven’t heard of Pigfarts have you? Well, I’m not surprised.

Teddy: Pigfarts…. IS ON MARS!

Pie: Dumbledore, that old coot? He’s nothing compared to Rumbleroar!

Teddy: Rumbleroar is a the headmaster of Pigfarts. He’s a lion. Who can talk.

Pie: Now I have one question for you, a question so important, that it will affect your very happiness. You’re probably thinking, “how could the farting of pigs bring you happiness?” Well, that’s where we come in.

Teddy: Um, Pie? You never asked your question

Pie: *hides in the corner of shame*

Teddy: *snickers* Well, since Pie and I are on the same page here, I’ll do the asking. Have you ever seen…

Teddy: A Very Potter Musical!!!! If you haven’t seen it, do so. Immediately. Here’s the link. Watch at least four parts of the musical before deciding you don’t like it. We won’t hold it against you. It just means we can’t be friends anymore.


(It’s part 1, you’ll just have to keep clicking on the side bar to keep watching)

Pie: There’s something I must tell you.

Teddy: Wait. What? Shouldn’t we be explaining what this even is?

Pie: *ignoring Teddy* Teddy and I… are very, very sick…

Teddy: Um, yes. Yes, we are. We have POTS. We’ve been through this, Pie.

Pie: *death glare* We are… so addicted to Harry Potter it’s sick.

Teddy: True that! I’ve read the books fifty bajillion times.

Pie: She’s not even kidding. I’ve counted. Anyways, A Very Potter Musical is Harry Potter+ Darren Criss (BLAINE FROM GLEE) + singing= A supermegafoxyawesomehot musical. Darren Criss come from a little college theatre company (Starkidpotter) and they wrote their own musical interpretation of Harry Potter. If you have read the Harry Potter books you will instantly adore it.

Teddy: But even if you haven’t, it’s funny as anything. I’ve been slowly infecting my dormitory with it. Quite successfully I might add. And everybody, whether they have read the books/seen the movies or not, have loved it. If you have had the discernment to read them, you will understand more of their jokes. That is the crux of the matter, seeing as it’s rampant with them. Jokes, innuendos, killer songs, every type of fan shipping, and general chaos. They don’t really follow the chronological order of J.K. Rowling’s series. AVPM (a very potter musical) references parts of the first, fourth, sixth, and seventh books. The sequel is actually a prequel, and the plot is a mash-up of the first, third, and fifth.

Pie: But they’re missing Hagrid! How can they forget a GIANT?! He’s a huge part of the story!

Teddy: I assume there were issues with the costuming.

Pie: The plot is very blended between the seven books. It’s Harry’s second year at Hogwarts and Quirrel is there……. 😀 Quirrel and Voldemort have a love hate relationship which is ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE!! Harry is struggling to get Cho Chang to love him while he avoids the love struck Ginny (its Ginevera!). While Cedric Diggery FINDS himself in a very odd relationship with the non-asian Cho Chang (don’t ask). Ron is always eating something whether it is a giant hersheys bar or RED VINES! Hermione is the only one who can see through the plan of Voldemort and she knows that Hogwarts in in danger. (Granger Danger)

Teddy: Speaking of Voldemort… He’s supermegafoxyawesomehot.

Pie: I love him…

Teddy: He’s mine. Anyways, my favorite comment on the youtube video was about him, “I wish that he would put a shirt on… he’s so distracting!” It made me chuckle. But he is madly attractive. I mean, Darren Criss is cute and all-

Pie: But he belongs with Kurt from Glee.

Teddy: Exactly.

Teddy: Case and point. We watch Glee far too often, so you’ll have to excuse us.

Pie: We’re sorry that this post isn’t longer, I am really excited to see how you guys like the musical. It’s so cute ❤ If you want Teddy and I to dedicate a huge post to A Very Potter Musical and A Very Potter Sequel quotes it would be hilarious! We have basically the entire musical in our noggins. We spit out quotes faster than I can spit out brussel sprouts.

Teddy: ’tis true. We could probably talk about A Very Potter Musical forever. We practically live out life speaking in quotes from it as is. If you need a Harry Potter injection that is a little faster and not a full length musical watch Potter Puppet Pals. Our favorite is Snape’s Diary.


Teddy: Well, thats the end of our joint post this week! Spring break is over and “I’ve gotta get myself to Hogwarts, where everything is magi-cool!”

Pie: Back to witches and wizards and magical beasts!

Teddy: Back to goblins and ghouls and to magical feasts.

Teddy & Pie: It’s all that I love, and all that I need at Hogwarts, Hogwarts.

Teddy: I think I’m going back.

Have an awesome week you guys!


Pie & Teddy